*light* internet stalking

When I meet a new guy, I'm terrified of mentioning something he

hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

soup

I could have a more intelligent conversation with a bowl of alphabet soup than with some people I know.

recline away...

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are

going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

offspring

If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

decisions, decisions

Bad decisions make good stories.

That's all.