maybe my eyes are too piercing...

fine...i'll leave...with my head held handsome.

i wanna be yoshi

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and

instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

diets

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and

hunger.

Stardust, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, You've Got Mail, Stranger than FIction

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually

becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

foreign language

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

hi there!

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

Hi, I'm Rachel F. I'm from Washington, my favorite food is lomo saltado....

and I'm a floozy.

facebook

Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

ridiculous realization #219

if you can't be good, be good at it.