26 ridiculous years to this ridiculously good looking guy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUSSSSSSSSSSSTIN DREW!!!

sleeping

Catching people sleeping is so great. So vulnerable...

Two women placed together makes cold weather- William Shakespeare

I claim no connection to this dog.
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In lieu of this month being February and the weather still being so dang cold please go make some hot chocolate for yourself or go to 7-eleven and buy some chocolate warmth. Also, if you have a cuddle buddy, lock the door, so when your roommate comes in, and they are taking their sweet time to unlock the door, why don't you just disengage and pretend like you two have never touched in your life. That would be preferred. Spare the dumb chills*. Get off each other!


dumb chills*- the chilling sensation you get when someone else makes an idiot of themselves.

on dating

I don't believe in dating--its a lie
-Scott H.

Girls were trouble and I was too busy being a cowboy.
-Clint S.

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Hi! My name is Rachel and these are my realizations of ridiculous content. Some content you will not understand because they are inside jokes. Get over it. Some times I will reference other blogs for entertainment. You're welcome. Basically anything goes because I am the creator and ultimate one-upper/story topper.