We're not saying this body wash will make your man smell into a romantic millionaire jet fighter pilot, but we are insinuating it.

I don't know what took me so long to find this...but compare to the video posted Saturday, August 21st.

after all...he was "the Duke"

Life's tough...it's even tougher if you're stupid.

-John Wayne

venting

you know that feeling of dislike you get when your ex gets a facebook after they swore they never would and now you have to watch everyone become friends with him around you?

yeah....

absurd

mylifeistwilight.com

*DISCLOSURE*

I DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN mylifeistwilight.com OR SUPPORT ANY OF THEIR ENDEAVORS. I TRULY AND HONESTLY WOULD JUST LIKE TO EXPLOIT WHAT PEOPLE HAVE DONE BECAUSE OF THEIR IRRATIONAL OBSESSION OF MYTHICAL CREATURES.

some entries:

"I have a life-size cut-out of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again, I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever."

"Today I met the most amazing boy of my life. As we were talking, he cracked a funny joke, and I accidentally responded with, 'Oh, Edward!' "

"In the ninth grade biology class I teach, there is a boy named Ed and a girl named Bella. I pair them up for every lab assignment in hopes that they will get together."

"Today my ex-boyfriend threw my Twilight book across the room. He was still my boyfriend before that."

"Today, my boyfriend bit me. I did not turn into a vampire, so I dumped him."

look for many, many more on their website: mylifeistwilight.com

ridiculous realization #61

My GPS says "Estimated Arrival Time." I see "Time to Beat."

did you know that 8 out of 5 dentists say that studying the library is 6 bagillion times more effective than studying in your shower?

claim to byu fame: this guy so came to my apt and i had a chat with him. he's kinda short.

yes, you are fun.

watch this:

more rainbows

"I'm in a weird situation because I like rainbows,

but I’m not gay.

So I wear a rainbow on my shirt but under it I got to put,

“Not Gay.”
But I’m not against gay people so under that I got to put

“But Supportive.”
I just think it’s weird that one group took refracted light.

that's pretty greedy gays."

-Demetri Martin

Double Rainbow - a must see

ridiculous realization #126

Nothing sucks more then the moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.