Today, I was leaving the supermarket when i saw one of those claw machines and got really excited. I started to search through my purse for a quarter when a random man comes up, Hands me $2 in quarters and says "I believe in you." That man is my new idol. MLIA
Today, I asked my mom to replace my shower curtains with a sliding glass door. I told her I was tired of water spilling out and the curtains ripping. The real reason? I was tired of having to look behind the curtains for a serial killer.
Today I was in the dressing rooms at a store when I heard a little girl say "Mommy, why doesn't this look good on me?" Her moms simple reply? "It's because you're not black, sweetie." I'm really wondering what she was wearing.
Yesterday my sister lost her first tooth. Last night after my parents put money under her pillow, i secretly put another 5 bucks under her pillow. Now my parents are still confused, i think i got them to believe in the tooth fairy.
Today, I have decided that I will watch the movie "2012" in the year 2013, and laugh.
Yesterday, at Thanksgiving, my four year old cousin asked me, "Was Narnia made by ninjas? Because I can never find it when I look for it in closets." I love my family.
Today, I saw someone running down the road screaming "THE SUN IS ON FIRE!!!" I looked up, and so it was.
Today, while listening to my iPod in the car (using SYNC) Party in the USA came on. suddenly, message popped up and said "Error: Bad Media." it easily made my life.
Today, I was playing a game with my little cousin where I say an animal and he does the noise that it makes. Trying to trick him, I said snail. He meowed. Thank you Spongebob.
Today I was on the subway and saw that the man in front of me had his name and number on his briefcase. I then called him and told him I'd found his briefcase. He scheduled a time and place for me to return it. I then saw him look down and realize he had his briefcase. I giggled.
Today I was late for school. The guy on the late sheet before me put 'saving the world' as his excuse so i wrote 'destroying the world' as mine. I came in later and the next person had writen ' I was an innocent bystander, it was epic'. I love my school.
Today, while waiting in line at Wendy's, the mother infront of me said to her son, "I thought I told you to zip it!" To which he replied, "I un-zipped it!" He then stormed off, mumbling "You can't trick me, woman, I know all about zippers."
Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed.
Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold.
Today I won a million dollars, but I closed out of the pop-up anyway.
Today, I fell and landed on a really cute guy while on the subway. This did not lead me to find my soul mate, or end with us giving high fives. It was just awkward.
Today, I met a girl named Unique. She has an identical twin sister. No one else thought it was funny.
Today I ate a tootsie pop. It took 473 licks to get to the tootsie roll center. You're welcome world.
-Shaggy Shammys-
